February 2012
114 posts
I think I made you up inside my head.
– Sylvia Plath (via gretseat)
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
When people trip and fall in a horror movie.
most-awkward-moments:
You:
Them:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
1 tag
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.